Welcome dear spectators to another round of everyone's favourite sport, that's right folks it's time for moooore Blood Bowl!
Today's match sees the lizardmen of pinxapinyes face their old rivals of pouferradina, these two teams have a story of tying up all their games, l'et's see if the story repeats itself today
Pouferradina recieves and the ball lands in their field
The human team makes an opening by the left
Sneaking a blitzer into the opposing half
Uf that must've hurt!
A skink moves to intercept
The ballcarrier moves to pass, the ball cuts trough the sky
And slips trough the catcher's hands
A shameful display! and now pinxapinyes have the ball
The player moves to the center, managing an incredible pass
That is caugh by a saurus, a remarkable feat
His luck couldn't last, the player slips and falls to the ground
The human's aren't much more nimble see how he stumbles!
Pouferradina has got the ball and is back on the offence
A healthy knuckle sandwitch and the ballcarrier is down
The ball bounces across the field, only to be grabbed by a catcher
Who swiftly races through the field
And scores! TOOOUCHDOWN!
The teams are back on the middleline for the kick, with half the first time remaining, the lizardmen have a good chance to score
A cage is formed on the right
A blitzer tries to dodge the onrushing cage but falls embarassingly to the ground
The cage is running for it!
The bash goes on in the center but it's all redundant
A human catcher is going after the ballcarrier, the whole stadium is holding its breath
The skink evades his pursuers and races for the endline
SCOOORE! The match is now 1-1
The last minutes of the first half are ticking by
Both teams use the scant time to fall upon the weakest opposing players
After a short break the second half is about to begin
The lizards have got the ball and advance by the left
Pouferradina forms a catenaccio before the cage
The cage is broken
The ballcarrier escapes with the ball trough a gap in the center, backed by the team's muscle
The opposition races to block the center and the ball moves furter right
The humans launch an attack across all the line
Hah never go against a saurus in a fistfight, that's my motto!
The skinks are trough and closer to the touchdown line than ever
A lone blitzer has dodged his pursuers and attacks the ballcarrier
He is just pushing him back, the lizards are too agile, they're gonna score
The skink dodges nimbly and scores, 2-1 to pinxcapinyes
The teams are back on track, with more than enough time remaining of this second half the humans have a chance to score
The humans have caught the ball and the game is on
An opening has been made in the left and the players are pouring trough
A quick pass and the ball lands snugly on a catcher's glove
A blitzer is trying to sneak past two sauruses, they turn back and give him a good hiding, really? that only works for those sneaky goblins
Timber, timber! the human linemen are falling like logs, hopefully their so called "sacrifice" will give time for the rest of the team to score
The skinks sure ere quick to react for all their cold blood, at a moment's notice a scaly wall stands in front of the carrier
two on one, that's the only way to take those saurus brutes on
More and more teammates come to the aid of the catcher, pushing ahead inch by inch
A saurus tries to join the bash but falls on his a**!
That's it the opening move! The second catcher dodges to the right
Leaves behind the dumbfouded skinks and races to the line
He's all alone, give him the ball and they even the score
The ballcarrier circles around the barrier, makes a quick pass aand...
TOUCHDOWN!
That balances the score 2-2 and with no more time remaining the ref blews the wistle and the game comes to and end. What a rollercoaster of emotions this game has been: changes of possession, overwhelming violence, gut wrenching passes, slippery dodges and fast paced action all along.
Seriously I'm gonna go have my pressure checked!
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