Showing posts with label blood bowl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blood bowl. Show all posts

Tuesday, 21 August 2018

Orcs vs lizardmen

 Welcome to another match of everyone's favourite family entertainment: Blood Bowl!
 Today's match will see the orcs of Skarsnik's Boyz face off Pinxapinyes's lizardmen
 The lizards have the ball and move forwards
 An opening is made by the right

 The skinks pierce the line and pile in around the ball
 Kerrunch! down goes the ballcarrier
 A quick recover, and the ball is back on pinxapinyes hands
 The skink dodges the defence and scores!
 The orcs are back in the game and slip through the left
 The ballcarrier goes crowd surfing but his team catches the ball in extemis!
 A lineman sneaks trough with the ball and makes a wild pass that goes off
 The lizards rush to seize the ball but its too late!
 TouchdowN!
 Welcome to the second half, the orcs make a move by the right, a thrower grabs the ball and makes an accurate pass from the midfield, we almost thought that we were seeing an elven team!
 A lone skink tries to intercept the ballcarrier
 The blitzer pushes aside the lizard contemptously and scores the second touchdown!
 The lizards have the ball again, but a veritable scrum has erupted for its posession
 One of the black orcs takes possession and launches a hail mary pass into the endline
Pouferradina's players rush impotently to retake the ball but it's too late! A blitzer grabs it and scores the third TOUCHDOWN. That brings the game to and end.

Both humans and orcs have tied up towards the grand finale but since the orcs have greater goal average thay pass, so the cup final will be orcs vs goblins, quite a greenskin match!

Thursday, 26 July 2018

Pinxapinyes vs supergobs

 Welcome dear sports fans to another exiting game of Blood Bown, today's encounter seets a lizardmen vs goblins match, quite the similar pair!
 A bunch of hooligans has just invaded the field, taking down many pinxapinyes
 And the gobs have the ball

 A skink moves to block the cage
 The cage dodges the skink and reforms

 The gobs are now in the enemy half leaving the big guys behind

 The cage moves to tne end line and scores a touchdown!
 Now it's the lizards time to shine
 They're making an opening in the left
 A saurus catches the ball
 And sprints to the endline
 However the gobs pile in and take him down

 The ball bounces around until it's caught by a gob
 The lizards got their back on the scorer, RIP!
 The ballcarrier is taken down
And as the ball bounces wildly the ref wistles the end of the match, ending with a solid supergobs victory.

Classification

Supergobs: 8
Pouferradina: 6
Pinxapinyes: 3
Boyz: 3

Thursday, 12 July 2018

Kislev cup goblins vs orcs

 Another match is about to begin, Supergobs vs Pouferradina
 The humans recieve


 And open a gap on the left
 However two gobs sneak and trow the ballcarrier out of the pitch
 A goblin has the ball

 But the humans go after him
 His teammates rush to the rescue
 As some humans prowl the backfield
 The carrier is down, the humans seize the ball
 Launch

 And the lineman fails to catch it, what a disapointment

 The gobbos react, one pushes the offending player
 Then the rest catch the ball
 The carrier is however unprotected and he is taken down, the ball being returned by the enthusiast fans
 A human runner grabs the ball
 And dodges his way into the endline scoring a TOUCHDOWN

 Now it's the gob turn
 The trolls do what they know best

 As the goblins grab the ball
 A nice cage
 The humans break into the cage
 But it slips trough the half line
 The humans keeps the pressure up
 Clang! both hit the dirt
 A spray of blood and that player, is dead!

 That troll decided to take a bite out of the ballcarrier the poor greenskin manages to elude the gaping maw and falls frightened to the ground
 Welcome to the second half, the humans have deployed ina double catenaccio copied from the ork playblook
 The goblins recieve and form up the old cage
 The humans press the cage

 But the gobs are slippery and make slow but unrelenting progress


 The human defence presses into the edges of the cage

 The ref overlooking a criminal foul as always, the cheese must have been real tasty

 The ballcarrier makes a run for it, dodges this way and that
 He's out of the defending zone
 Last inches down to go, ah he's tripped on a stone and fallen, mediocre!
 The humans have it now
 And go for a hail mary pass
 However a stunty gob jumps and intercepts the ball, what a turnoff!
 The player rushes to the touchdown zon and falls next to his temmate, what a sorry spectacle!
 The humans have the ball again and looks like they're moving for a pass
 That lineman didn't pay attention during training and the ball falls way off target
 Anothet goblin has posession, is moving into the enemy half, throws aand
 Toooooooooooooooooooouchdown!
 With scant minutes remaining ad the score tied 1-1 the humans must play it quick
 Many players slip through the line
 As a thrower gets the ball
 A failed tackle, seriously today isn't the gobs best showing
 The thrower leans back, makes a perfect pass
And the ball slips through the catcher's arms.
The ref whistles the end and the match ends up in a tie!

Classification
Pouferradina: 6
Supergobs: 5
Skarsnik's Boyz: 3
Pinxapinyes: 2