Calçots vs pinxapinyes

Welcome all to the match between the lizzardmen team of pinxapinyes and the humans of calçots boys. Today the pinxapinyes are making their debut, remember all that the team includes this season six saurians that have been sent directly from Lustria by the owner to improve the team's performance. 

 In the middle of the pitch we can see the refree kristilit who is about to throw the coin, the golden disc twists in the air aaand the lizardmen'll recieve

 the ref quickly retires before the two lines of blood crazed players clash

 In The lizardmen sideline we can see their coach the skink priest Albert costa, accompanied by the team's cheerleaders

 while in the human one their coach Joan Cervera is accompanied by the brand new team's appotecary, the sigmarite priest Helmut Wimpfen

 Calçot's fans are specially violent today and one of them throws a banana that impacts against one of the saurians, causing little damagae appart from stunning him a bit

in their first turn the lizardmen begin to open a bloody path by their right , a blitzer in the way is left unconscious and the appotecary is unable to revive him

 their turn ends with a clear penetration in the human half

 In the human turn one of their linemen enters the enemy's half

 Once the human tam has been contained the lizardmen put in motion the second part of their plan

 sending a skink across the gap towards the touchdown line and trowing the ball to him afterwards, but the reciever fails to pick the ball and the turn changes

 the humans manage to pick tha ball

 but instead of throwing it forwards they pass it to one of their linemen who is rapily knocked out by two saurians

 After the ball finishes bouncing a skink tries to pick it up

 but fails miserabliy

 finally another of his teammates manegs to pick it up very close to the touchdown line

 menwhile, in the middle the saurians prepare to krack open some skulls

 two players are knoked down to the ground, but just that

 the saurians begin to make fouls, their birbes manage to cover the first one

 but not the second, which ends with the expulsion from the field of a saurian 

the ref could be herad saying you-you out-run from my field!

in the human turn some players stand up 

 and together manage to throw to the ground a saurian,

 but they can't do nothing to prevent the skink in their touchdown line from scoring the first touchdown

 The lizardmen kick and after the ball scatters from the field, the humans put it in one of their recievers and penetrate by their left

 but the interloper is quickly surrounded and knoked by skinks

 the abll is on the loose, another skink cathes it and passes to another of his teammates near the halfline

 the skink catches the ball and begins to sprint towards the touchdown line

 suitabily protected by his companions

 The human reaction is desperate, two lplayers attack a saurian in the extreme of the defensive line

 while their mates form up a defensive wall

 the blitzer makes a foul upon the fallen saurian, but is quickly expelled by the ref at the shout of the next time-occassion pay more-big

 the lizardmen block the wall with their saurians

 one skink passes to the other next to him

 and he begins to run towards the tuchdown line, he tries to move another extra square to score

 but fails the agility test much to the consternation of their fans

 in the human turn a thrower picks up the ball

 and passes to one of their recievers who quickly penetrates into the enemy pitch

 in the lizardmen turn the saurians smash the wall causing some injuries

 and end the run of the reciever rather abruptly

 one of their skinks catches up the ball, looks across the fiels and makes the signature movement of coach Costa, a long bomb!

 the throw is quite unaccurate and falls at some distance from it's target

 a funny spectacle ensues when the clumsy saurians try to pick up the ball, but after lots of failed attempts one of them manages to pick it up

and scores the second and last touchdown of the match, since the human coach declares that he accepts the defeat in the last minutes of this first half.

Post match phase: The humans managed to earn 90000more gold crowns wich summed up with the 40000 that remained in their coffers made them able to contract  the mighty Zug for their match against Necrofilia, in the experience phase one of their throwers gained a new skill wich was "leader" providing thus a new reroll for his team.

The lizardmen earned also 90000 wich spent in an apotecary, no relevant progress was made in the experience phase.

Xicotz vs Calçots

Welcome all to the second match of the Kislev cup, today we'll see the orcs of xicots d'Skarsnikt facing the humans of Calçots boys, the excpectation is great, the boy's fans are eager to see how they team will perform in the first challenge of the league and the xicots's have all their eyes over Poudreg, the brand new blitzer of the team.

 Here we can see Francesc Cervera, the coach of the orcs adjusting the final details of his strategy, the orc's sideline is crowded: reserves, musics, mascots ans several staff all ready to help his team in whatever way they may.

 The human sideline has fewer members with their coach Joan Cervera shouting the last instructions to his players.

 The orcs pose for the day's magical image while the humans heat up

And the game begins! the humans, upon recieving the ball throw it into the orc pitch (why we wonder?), quickly the orcs pick it up and start penetrating for their right. 

 The humans form quickly a wall before the orc blitzer carrying th ball, but he turns around, evades and passes the ball to one of his blitzer temamates who advances with great speed towards the touchdown line

 The humans try desperatly to stop him

 But dodging a blitzer, he is finally able to score the first touchdown of the match

 All the orc players celebrate their scoring in the middle of the pitch

 And running rowards their sideline they celebrate it with their coach too

The orcs kick again the ball, the humans advance, but their contraries  quickly take down it's carrier and with one of their blitzers penetrate across the sideline to score again

 The humans start to suffer the first heavy losses, one of their blitzzers won't take part in the game anymore

 A human lineman tries to tackle the blitzer but merely pushes him back

 The infuriated blitzer cuts off the lineman's head killing him instantly, and advances unmolested towards the line, scoring the second touchdown of the day. Poudreg has scored his first touchdown in the xicots, proving to be a good inversion to even the most sceptycal fans.

 The coach rushes to his players and they lift him above in the middle of their fan's cheering, algonside with the terrified slayer-pet of course!

 After the third orc kick of the game, the humans take the ball with one of their recievers and advance for the orc right

 Once surronded, the reciever throws the ball wich is picked by a lineman after the remaining human blitzer failed in the first place

 The human attempt is short lived, the orcs recover the ball and advance for the left 

 While the rest of the team tries to keep the humans where they are

 Finally the orcs avoid the human last defenders and score their third touchdown in the last minute of the first half. Unsurprisingly the humans refuse to play another half and fall back with their dead and injuried

 Great rejoicing in the orc team! even the apothecary is lifted by the players kettle and all!

Right ladz let's take a look at da tactik againzt those lizar' gitz...

Post match sequence:

Calçots boys: the income earned by the team was 80000 gold crons wich were invested in an apothecary (a minister of the holy church of Sigmar) to keep the remnants of the team alive for some  more matches, reamining 20000 crowns in the team's treasury. Surprisingly the fan factor didn't descend, althought the performance of the team had been far from ideal

Xicotz d'Skarsnikt: the income eraned by the xicotz was significantly supperior, 100000 gold crowns in total, that justly earned money was invested in the contract of another blitzer, reaching thus the team's limit of 4 blitzers, after that,  20000 crowns still remained in the team's treasury. In the experience phase, Alparkt, the team's leader advanced and got a new abbility: leader wich will provide much needed re-rolls for the future, the other "veteran" blitzer of the team Zaghvat got also an advance, his movement increased by one point, the ideal runner for an orc team!. Obiously, the spectators impressed again by the xicotz's game increased their fan factor from 2 to 3.